God's even funnier than me believe it or not

i go outta my way to get the Scripture
God has a slew of angels protecting my dumbass including orwell
k9 unit just drove past me...one month w/out weed
grasshoppers followed me around to indicate that God had my back
man that Judgment Day is gonna be fun
i could go to jail for you vortex
2010: the year that it all fell apart
slept with at least 12 people that year
let's keep failing and fucking up
most women have eve SINdrome, get it
why do i have to raise my hand to ask a question?
why do i have to pledge allegiance to this flag?
why am i patriotic without a reason?
it's not just cos the plant changed, i changed