Weird words in the Bible - Mandela effect...what you can do about it

Gods Word never changes although men would like to change it.....Gods promises will always come true ....although through Cern via the Mandela Effect certain words in the Bible have been changed...and how we can know the truth or interpretation of a particular passage....(if you want to know God (Jesus) exists just ask Him , He will answer if you are sincere in your request)

God always repeats Himself...and is the same yesterday today and tomorrow, and in Him is no darkness (sin) He came to take your sins away and forgive them (...and then with God's help you go sin no more...)
(I mean couch not sofa.....as one of the words that have been changed)

other things that have been changed "Luke I am your father" "life is like a box of chocolates" "thats not a knife, this is a knife" have all been changed too, through Cern.