Cute Cat Trying To Help His Daddy On Making Cookies.

Rumble / Dogs & Puppies — Let’s face it… Cat’s can be unintentionally hilarious! That’s why I gathered the top ten funny cat quotes and sayings for your amusement.

“Cats rule the world.”

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

“The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”

“Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”

“I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it’s cute, they’re really just checking your vitals for weak spots.”