correction: this mug was made in korea

how liberal i used to be
rainbow mug made in china
freight train of sexual deviance helps ccp
americunts the quickest to fall for this identity crap
americunts cun't do anything right
thinkin bout using this coffee mug in a bit to bitch about the letter brigade
pushing trance shit on children indicative of child rape ya know
Jesus said i died on a cross, when are you gonna notice?
david bowie, never let me down (1987)
waiting for someone to accuse me of blasphemy
mixed emotions about yourself
copyright claim due to blasting jazz so loud in my car that it's obnoxious
thank you for the thumbs down
unsubscribe so i can eat another mint
you can make it happen...i want my teeth to fall out by the end of this month
if you're not your biggest fan why are you doing comedy
you gotta believe in yourself man
i know people who ain't comedians who are 1000X funnier than people who are
billboards from tire places, floral shops are funnier than snl
i am doing a full hour at twin kegs 2, july 3 9:30pm
i use music to get people's attention
we celebrate the crucifixion every day all day
musical comedians generally suck...we are a comedian that does music
everybody's a woman now
pop up ag's attitude
goodie2shoes vs. baddie4shoes
you think i have guests bitch
don't watch movies much anymore
all the child actors were raped
no children were harmed in the making of this motion picture (NOT!)
lincoln in dalivision
dali's wife's beautiful ass
too bad that God couldn't have worked a little harder on ag's ass (we forgive cos of His son!)
so you say you hate communism huh
you'd think that was an actual photo of a sunset
obsessed with lamps, very nostalgic person
my way of life is so much better than your way of life