We need more Diversity in our Crash-Test Dummies

Representative Eleanor Holmes Norton, democrat, Washington DC., believes our nation’s crash-test dummies don’t properly represent the diversity in America.

Allow that to sink in for a second. Yes, she’s concerned with the race and sex of crash-test dummies. This has been a hot-button issue of mine for years and it’s about time someone as intelligent and genuine as the Congressperson shined a light on it.

Just kidding. This shouldn’t be a concern of anyone. But it show’s just how pampered and privileged we are today. The men and women who came before us, fought and died to give us what we have today, would just shake their heads in disgust, that we have nothing better with which to concern ourselves.