Welcome to Lightfoot's Chicongo... ENJOY YOUR STAY!

Welcome to Lightfoot's Chicongo... I mean Chicago! Please enjoy your stay! Don't forget to bring your own body bag--we've run out of our own. But make sure you're not carrying a firearm or gun on your person. This is a no-no and against our community guidelines! Now you may get shot at by others; but you cannot return fire! How could you!? We've nearly banned guns for the law-abiding and only the violent, criminal & brutal have them. Now be safe and have a Happy Father's Day too!