John Pavlovitz - false Christianity. Part 1 of 4

When John Pavlovitz quotes Scripture...all I hear in the back of my mind is, "Monkey-Darwinism, Monkey-Darwinism, Monkey-Darwinism." John doesn't believe in the very Scripture that he angrily and pointlessly mortar bombs towards Christians. Blog after blog, after blog makes it clear that Pavlovitz does not believe in the infallibility of Scripture. John lobs his Scripture Darwinism-monkey poop towards any Christian, in hope that his blog will strike the foundation of a true believer's foundation. John, often, reacts as if he has just fired a Pavlovitz Bazooka at the foundation of Christianity.

" I don’t believe the Bible explains the time and manner of earth’s creation and population accurately.The Creation accounts in Genesis are not scientific writings designed to instruct, as much as they are poetry and song meant to inspire.They should not be read as a literal explanation of the fashion or timetable of what Science clearly tells us were the far older and more gradual evolutions of life than a literal Biblical translation contends.Genesis 1 and 2 are awhostory, not ahowstory."‘Take that God!' The Pavlovitz Blog exploding round cries out.

“You and your silly Genesis Story!" Pavlovitz's shrapnel whizzing and tearing through the believers' ranks. “Man's Science has spoken and hear him roar!’ The collapsing, mortally wounded Christians fall to the ground in heaps of unbelief. The wrecked, armored Christian vehicles bellow out in Pavlovitz's black, dark agent of smoke. The devastating, exploding Pavlovitz bazooka blog rounds can be heard throughout the internet, in thunders of cheers and applause... Of course, and in truth, Pavlovitz has not fired a Pavlovitz Bazooka, and nothing is exploding in the foundation of true Christianity, from the evolutionist pastor, John Pavlovitz. Oh, sure, don’t get me wrong, Pavlovitz's Darwinism-Monkey blog poop has rallied the Anti-Christian Zealots and "blah-blah" commentators over on Twitter, who will shove Cotton in their ears. In attempts to drown out any Christian, who challenge their cult leaders' foolishness, and nonsensical, false Anti-Christian gibberish blogs, as the only source of biblical truth.