Wojak Asks for Crypto On His Birthday

Wojak is sick of trading on a practice account and can't think of anything he wants more than bitcoin for his birthday. Obviously, he asks his Mom and Dad for bitcoin on his special day. Unfortunately they're struggling on money lately since his Dad started having issues, but decide to buy bitcoin for Wojak anyway. He has been watching SHIB for weeks predicting the incoming reversal! Will he miss his chance or manage to buy and HODL in time?