ATHEIST MANTRA: COMETS OR ALIEN INTELLIGENT DESIGN SEEDED LIFE ON THIS PLANET: BUT NOT GOD

.....The standard BS evolutionary story is that shortly after the late bombardment of our planet some 3.8 billion years ago, life began on this planet. This has been the standard BS story for many, many years since the dawn of Darwinian Evolution. However, THE STANDARD story developed a problem. What you might ask was that? Turns out, the supposed first life was not so simple. In fact Darwin himself envisioned that life at the most fundamental level was a simple "goop" of basic chemicals he called a plasma--and poof life could magically begin anywhere. SO DUPING THE GULLIBLE PUBLIC WAS PRETTY EASY WHEN EVOLUTION WAS PROPOSED. However, today scientists know know that even the "simple bacteria" is endowed with cray computer/747/and Space Shuttle complexity, and built at a microscopic level.
......This fact alone threw a wrench into the standard BS evolutionary story. Darwinian Evolution still requires vast amounts of time to be correct, but today we know that even the so called "simple" bacteria is loaded with vast amounts of DNA, specified complex information--not to mention all of its highly advanced other structures like the Ribosome Monster Machine for building proteins, the mitochondria, cell membrane, etc, etc etc. SO HOW EXACTLY IS THIS A PROBLEM? Well evolution--GIVEN THE STANDARD BS STORY--had NO TIME to develop first life shortly after the late bombardment where no biological life could survive.
......SO in comes the Atheistic, Evolutionary Savior: EITHER comets, or asteroids, OR EVEN AS RICHARD DAWKINS mused some advanced alien life form SEEDED LIFE ON THIS PLANET.
.......Every possibility--even Intelligent Design is acceptable to the Atheistic Evolutionist, JUST NOT GOD. How convenient.