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And Now News From England.

British Police are repainting Police Cars to be more alphabetical.

Alphabetical Cars will have more pride and reduce non crime un-registered hate crime

that will ruin the lives of anyone criticizing the government.

Hate crime statistics which have been arbitrarily inflated to include anything
and now being arbitrarily decreased.

Bank of America trains its staff to believe children are racists.

Disturbing News that Daleks may be more sincere than the L. A. Times.