Navy Recruiter's Nightmare

The US NAVY has a job for every occupation.

Radio communications, Espionage, Investigations, Law enforcement. Submarine warfare, Paint system preservation, Damage control, Demolitions expert, EOD, Deck hands, Mechanics, Electricians, Information specialist, Culinary chef, Alcohol mixologist, Pre-medical specialist, Pharmacist, Small arms expert, Aircraft mechanic, Airframes specialist, Demonstration pilot, Disbursing clerk, Environmental survival specialist, Munitions specialist, X-ray technician, Chiropractor. Construction experience, Load master, Night clerk, Musician, Skirt chaser, Officer material, Impersonator, Master of disguises, Boat captain, Expert seaman, Dental technician, Plumbers, Pipe fitters,

We need real determined problems solvers that are quick on their feet and not easily discouraged. Athletic with boxing prowess. (No glass jaws need apply.)

Kind animal lover especially cows.