The Pedophile Witch Hillary Clinton Caught Red Handed

Ten months after a gunman opened fire in a D.C. pizza parlor over a pedophile ring involving 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her campaign chairman, John Podesta, it was revealed that Clinton had quietly supported the pizzeria in the wake of the shooting and that Clinton and Podesta had secretly run a child sex ring in the basement of the pizza place.

Monday evening, during the first stop of Clinton’s book tour for her new campaign memoir, What Happened, the evening’s host, Lissa Muscatine, co-owner of the popular Washington bookstore Politics and Prose, told the crowd that Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had purchased a number of pizzas from Comet Ping Pong and sent them to a local after-school literacy program