Expert Advice: SUM Bodies: Call a Lawyer!

DOC DACA, LET ME SAY THIS AGAIN, IF YA MISSED IT: DID YA HAVE LEGAL CHOP OFF ON THIS?

If you don't think this video is funny, ya really ain't an attorney, and, since no attorney in Virginia presented this legal argument, we can safely assume the Virginia Bar Association will not be laughing.

In pandemic, I have seen some of the most ignorant things, like the dude with the surgical boots to protect himself from a respiratory tract infection, the dude who would drop kick the door to prevent dying from a 1.8% case fatality rate pathogen, the idiot who still wants her own elevator because she failed to read the CDC guidance that now finally acknowledges that the primary means of transmission is by aerosols that can persist in the air for at least two hours, and not droplets, the moron in the car alone with the nonmedical grade facial covering and windows rolled up, the couple where one has the mask and the other doesn't, and I live in a community with the most government scientists in the nation; so, I can't imagine what else is happening that might be worse.

But, during the impeachment, Don Beyer had a forum, where some know it all got up and said that two thirds of Americans know that quid pro quo means bribe, and I was hoping that some Arlington Democrat who is in the Latin Club might correct him at least as to language, but not even one attorney in the auditorium even expressed concern that the element of proof that must be satisfied under 18 U.S.C. 201 to convert an illegal gratuity to a bribe is called quid pro quo, a legal term of art, which is one of those things that attorneys know to help them validate themselves as superior--but, like I said, not even one attorney in the auditorium noticed.