BREAKING: FAUCI tortures puppies, FOR REALZ!

Welcome to Washington Expose, the only program in America that SO KNEW Fauci was a puppy torturer. On today’s show, proof positive shows the experiments FAUCI has conducted on a variety of animals that would make Dr. Mengele. You think we’re kidding? Try sticking your puppy’s head into a bag full of bugs and let eat his or her face off. Don’t actually do that but we wish someone had said that to Fauci. The fellas today go through all which has been verified and you will want to go home and apologize to Fido many times tonight. Viewers of today’s show are strongly encouraged to donate to the local animal shelter.