The PILL POPPING CORPORAL

Happy Tails Pet Resort was the scene of a disorderly display of headache inducing government pork gone unchecked when Cedar Park PD was called out in force to deal with one of the PEOPLE apparently waiting for a ride with his dog.

Patience and understanding was replaced with rudeness and unprofessional behavior on the part of at least two unidentified employees of the supposed animal retreat.

Spreading out throughout the parking lot CPD GANG BANGERS such as officer Lawton # 1618 could be seen showcasing poor investigative skills while a female TYRANT who didn't identify herself paced around with a notebook and a look of confusion.

Selsky #1317 car #420 stood around like a bump on a log with nothing to say for himself for at least an hour while a passerby was quick to note the common practice that was being demonstrated by the four armed thugs of leaving get away vehicles running, wasting gas and ruining the environment.

Corporal Joost was full of excuses for his Tylenol addiction and his fellow gang members lack of accountability while claiming his presence was necessary in order to get a quick briefing even though he never left his government pork - mobile to get one.

When it was all over the corporal admitted his plan to pop some pills and drove away without even the courtesy of a turn signal as he recklessly and ilegaly jetted into traffic.

Overall the bad attitude of the Happy tails pet resort employees could only be outdone by the Cedar Park PD who were reported to have been "pissed off" by a witness to the absurdity.

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