Episode Funny Humour 65 - You are all anti-vaxx (and must be punished)

Obviously everyone who doesn't do everything I say is anti-vaxx. It's funny that I can't think of a greater slur, a more degrading label, a more marginalising or infantile name to call all you disgusting people. I knight you, "Sir Anti-Vaxx".

What's going on? What's happening here? Aren't I your dictator?

I will shove my dictatorship in any part of your body I choose. I am pro-choice: I GET TO CHOOSE AND YOU DON'T. I am the government. Obviously you must obey me, love me, sacrifice your children (both born and unborn) to me.

I have hired more tax agents to collect taxes from you. I want to bleed you to death. I want to grind your bones. I will turn you into fertilizer. You are no better than dirt to me.

To test our punishment mechanisms, we have sent the Army into Aboriginal communities. We have forced them off their land into concentration camps (or quarantine camps). We will imprison them there without trial and without charge for as long as we like. The idea is that they die in captivity, like animals, and we get to take their lands.

We will rape the land.

Obviously, we've redefined consent. Now coercion and force is consent. So, we can rape the people and the land because they have consented. They consented in the face of overwhelming pressure and force.

We genuinely want to break any sort of trust the Indigenous peoples have. We lied to them about COVID, about the vaccines. We've locked them down. Like caged animals, they are not allowed outside.

Having put the Aboriginal peoples in a pressure cooker, we will have police on hand to imprison anyone who protests, misbehaves, asks for help, or acts out in any way.

We've run out of rubber bullets, so we will be using live ammunition. Aboriginal people are great for target practice.

For all you pathetic, disgusting people on the East Coast, I know you don't care enough about the natives to actually do anything. In your hearts, you know the truth: THEY ARE SUB-HUMAN.

I want every child across the nation to say "Mummy vaxxed me" and "Uncle Pfizer is so proud" as they cough up blood and die in your arms. Better still, they should die in a hospital, separated from their parents.

As you pathetic parents aren't shoving the death jab in your kids fast enough, we've got a Vaxx bus coming around to schools. High schools, primary schools, child care centres - there's a vax bus near you!

Aren't public schools wonderful? Not only can be pervert and sexualise your children, but we can turn them into extreme left socialists and jab them without your consent. I control all the schools - I've filled them with double vaccinated teachers who actually believe the lies dripping from my lips. These "educators" don't care about your kids, they work for me, they even watch mainstream media. They are cowards who care more about their careers than your children.

NEVER HOMESCHOOL. That would erode my power.

Remember, your kids need to be socialised. They need to be around kids their age. They flourish when they are surrounded by kids who are just as immature and foolish as they are. Let my system socialise your children while you work for the man. Be a passive, permissive parent - abandon your children to me! Send them to school every day and believe you are helping your children.

You are not an expert in your children. You do not love them or know them. A teacher who will only see them for a fraction of a year knows them better than you - so send them to my schools so I can destroy their lives in front of your eyes.

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