Cyberman News 06 DEC 21

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Ben and Jerry's Celebrate abortion with a new ice cream flavor.

fetal flurry

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Striped pygamas and Showers are optional. For Now
Great News from the fed.

The reciprocal deficit has shrunk!
Janet Yellen Very happy.

Our Cyber Accountant reveals that the deficit for the years 2018 to 2022
is over 11 trillion dollars.

11 trillion is equal to the wealth of all South America, or of Canada.

That is the cost of buying everything in those regions.

Darryl Brooks is still not memorable.

Twitter joins Pravda Tube as part of schill verse.

Spokesperson for the National Association of Aborted Fetuses has this to say:

Its not like I want to be forced to be alive.
I don't want to be forced to digest food and forced to think.
Imagine forcing me to love my mother. How disgusting.
I ain't being forced to pay no taxes.