December 24, 2021

When my daughter was 6-years-old I was pregnant with my second child. We explained to her that my egg and her daddy's sperm made her, and my egg and her step dad's sperm made the baby. My daughter's response? "That's really nice that you gave them each a other.
I think my son was about 4 and we’re all sitting eating dinner when he says “Sometimes my weenis has bones in it”. I had a very hard time keeping myself from ROFL. . We wondered at the time where he thinks those bones go.