Premium Only Content
The Wellerman
The Internet Sensation has got me! This is a version of "The Wellerman" by The Longest Johns, by me! This version includes: Ship sounds, my voice, and my guitar, (nothing else though...)! This version is a *little* longer than the original version, but I found that the slightly relaxed pace is a bit easier to follow. Lyrics below per usual!
Lyrics:
There once was a ship that put to sea
And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow (Huh!)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (Hah!)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
Before the boat had hit the water
The whale's tail came up and caught her
All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
When she dived down below (Huh!)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
No line was cut, no whale was freed
The Captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the whaleman's creed
She took that ship in tow (Huh!)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
For forty days, or even more
The line went slack, then tight once more
All boats were lost, there were only four
But still that whale did go
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
The line's not cut and the whale's not gone
The Wellerman makes his a regular call
To encourage the Captain, crew, and all
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
-
TimcastIRL
3 hours agoErika Kirk Tells Candace Owens STOP, Candace Says NO | Timcast IRL
230K133 -
LIVE
Laura Loomer
2 hours agoEP161: Oh Brother! Ilhan Under Investigation For Immigration Fraud??
806 watching -
LIVE
Dr Disrespect
7 hours ago🔴LIVE - DR DISRESPECT - THE GAME AWARDS 2025 - WORLD PREMIERES AND WINNERS
1,758 watching -
LIVE
Alex Zedra
1 hour agoLIVE! New Game | Cursed Companions
175 watching -
52:12
T-SPLY
1 hour agoMembers of Congress MELTDOWN Over Federal Agents and Arrests!
3.75K2 -
Barry Cunningham
4 hours agoLIVE BREAKING NEWS: President Trump Speech at the Congressional Ball | AlphaWarrior Interview
30K6 -
LIVE
DLDAfterDark
1 hour agoDan Crenshaw Suing Shawn Ryan - Gun Talk With A Stranger - 300BLK VS 556 for PDW
155 watching -
LIVE
Flyover Conservatives
21 hours agoWhat Happens When Muslims Hit 10% of a Country? The Tipping Point No One Will Talk About - Dan Burmawi | FOC Show
417 watching -
1:02:11
Sarah Westall
3 hours agoEXPOSED: Minnesota’s Multi-Billion-Dollar Fraud Network w/ Jon Justice
11.6K1 -
1:18:39
Precision Rifle Network
1 day agoS5E8 Guns & Grub - Answering Beginner Questions
6.37K