What?!

What?!
What?! Mom just left me at the bar while she was vacuuming. Sure ill babysit myself!
Usually I'm hooked to my booster seat while i eat so Im not running around with food but its being washed. Mom was picking up so yes I'm hooked so I don't get into anything dangerous while no eyes are on me closely vs cage! But soon as mom isn't watching Im schrong!!! Silly mom I'm always a step ahead!