How to cheat at depth perception and toasters. Or something. I dunno. Your Naval Academy is weird.

First up, Steamachest and their art are available here: https://twitter.com/steamachest and here: https://www.deviantart.com/steamachest . I'd recommend giving them a follow, just because the cubification minions might take it personal-like if you don't. Inasmuch as they /have/ a "personal" setting.

Second, none of the stories I recount are true. Or, at least, I was told to say that by one of the very-snazzily-dressed humies I encountered from your NASA... or was it NSA? I always get them confused. There is no contraband at the United States Naval Academy, and no one has ever cheated to gain entrance. Just like officers' commissions were NEVER previously purchased for other country's militaries. Nope.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - y'all humies be weird.

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0:00 Intro
0:05 AWESOME ART from @Steamachest
0:55 On with the stories