No, those wings in Star Wars are not radiators, and even if they were, they're horrible at their job

And here we are, a year into me doing this nonsense.

Thanks to all of y'all who stuck with me from the beginning.

And also thanks to all of y'all who showed up courtesy of The Algorithm. I still have no idea what I did to please it, but here we are, and here you are, and, well, that's awesome.

So, hey, thanks to all of you for making... whatever this is into... whatever it has become. I have no idea at this point, I'm just along for the ride.

As for the retcon explanation that the wings in Star Wars are radiators, the answer is simply, "No."

And I didn't even get into how actual radiators radiate their energy orthogonal to their surface, so the X-Wing would literally be radiating its heat into another wing for half of its radiator surface. So opening the S-Foils does NOTHING for the X-Wing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

And, NO, I am not even going to BEGIN to address the inherently NONSENSE notion that Star Wars is an "aether"-based universe.

That entire concept is cordially invited to autofornicate.

If that were even remotely approximate to being true, the X-Wing would have maneuvering flaps/vanes on its wings, and GUESS WHAT IT DOESN'T HAVE?

So no.

Y'all want to retcon more nonsense into a nonsense 'verse to make it even more nonsensical, that's on you.

We don't play those games.

In fact, I may just ignore comments for this whole thing, since I can ALREADY feel a great disturbance in the neckbeards, as if a million scruff follicles all took offense at once and cried out.

Also, I might or might not be taking a few weeks off, what with this being the year anniversary and all. It depends on whether I was able to pre-record enough episodes or not.

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0:05 Yes, we're starting right off
0:51 The easy explanation
3:47 The complicated explanation
12:00 Why radiators screw with the universe