Welcome to The Longhorn State...enjoy a cozy visit!

So a delightful colleague of mine that I have favored knowing for a few years encouraged me to come out to the Longhorn State to see the sights. I have been blessed to take her up on her kindhearted invitation. Though I have been putting it off many months...yet she remained determined to get me to try it out. This is where the rubber meets the road... well... I bit the bullet.
Now I am puzzled by what the beep took me so darn long to prove her right again...??? I guess I can try to get used to this pad...at least for the sake of spiritual healing. AS IF I would rather be anywhere else....