If you go to a brothel today you can get head if you’re unvaxxed

If you go to a brothel today you can get head if you’re unvaxxed, but no head on your beer, if you go to a pub unvaccinated. A sit down coffee at a shopping food court mall is ok, but not a cafe in the same centre. What Science! We need a Royal Commission into the handling of COVlD-1984 in Australia.