New Indie Studio Making Cure For Bored Gamers!!!

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Are you or someone you know bored with modern video games? Do you spend hours dredging through the pits of Steam, looking to fill your needs as a gamer? You could be suffering from a brand new affliction, called “loop fatigue”.

Symptoms of loop fatigue include hostility, depression, agitation, overeating, hallucinations, or other signs of mental insanity like reactivating your World of Warcraft account for the 14th time? Some gamers suffering from loop fatigue would rather do real life chores like mowing the lawn, washing the car, or god forbid cleaning their room, rather than doing even one more daily quest.

Loop fatigue can be devastating to your gaming career, but there is hope! World renowned businessman, video game developer and of course medical professional, Dr. Steven Sharif and his intrepid team are developing a cure. No more senseless endgame grinds with no meaning, impact, or end in sight. Known mostly by its street name Ashes, you’ll wake up everyday excited by the prospect of hours of gameplay free from the dreaded “endgame loop”.
With its patented breakthrough formula, and all new, proprietary ingredient called Nodes, you’re guaranteed to give Ashes, a thumbs up.

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Possible side effects of Ashes include
Long Gaming Sessions
Restless Leg Syndrome
Neglected Children
Extreme Fun
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Sexually Frustrated Spouses
Skyrocketing Electric Bills
Broken Homes
Bed Sores
A Good Time

Do not take Ashes in combination with similar but inferior products like WoW, ESO, SWTOR, as this may result in a relapse of loop fatigue.

If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours while on Ashes, do NOT call a doctor as this is proof the product is working.

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