DWARF LORD OF THE WOKETARDS - How Woke Ruins Even Dwarfs

Dwarf Lord, His Majesty King Peter Dinklage says that no dwarf should be portrayed as a cave dweller--too bad he never saw the film. The Seven Dwarfs of Snow White fame lived in a cabin in the woods and worked as miners in the mountains. Of course, this is offensive to King Peter... therefore no dwarf actors should be able to work! That, friends--is the sweet smell of Marxism in the morning!