Handwritten Addresses on Junk Mail Envelopes Really PISSES ME OFF!

Handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes really pisses off Captain Buck!

If you get pissed off whenever you think it's a letter from someone you know, based on the handwriting, but when you open it you discover it's a sales pitch from some bank or phone company, then you will like this funny video from Captain Buck in which he rants about why this pisses him off.

Here's what Captain Buck has to say about it:

Handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes really PISSES ME OFF! Especially when the handwriting is all soft and pretty and feminine and makes me think it's from someone I'd actually like to get a letter from.

I really hate that these banks and phone companies and other CON ARTISTS try to trick nice guys like me into opening their WORTHLESS junk mail by having some pretty feminine handwriting on the envelope, so I think maybe I got a love letter from some pretty lady; but come to find out, it's just some sales pitch from some stupid CON ARTIST trying to screw me over. And I wouldn't have even opened this piece of crap junk mail except they made it look like a nice love letter from some pretty young female!

I would like to meet the young lady working for these CON ARTISTS whom they are using to write all the addresses on all their WORTHLESS junk mail, because if she's as pretty as her handwriting, she must be hot as hell!

But for these bankers and other CROOKS who keep sending me this junk mail with handwritten addresses on the envelope, just know that I'm gonna find out who YOU are and then start playing this trick on YOU and see how YOU like it!

Let me know in the comments if you have had problems with this too and if handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes pisses you off as well!