Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device - 2022

Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device - 2022

After our most successful bomb of all time went mainstream, a lot of our clients complained that they got bored after the first 10 minutes because let’s face it, Tsarina takes way too long to destroy a planet. Ain’t nobody got time for that. So, many of you asked if we have anything smaller and lighter. Lord knows how many trillionaires are in my audience, willing to buy our next generation of weaponry. Through years of intense research and testing, we were able to cut the time it takes to destroy a planet from 14.5 hours to less than 6 minutes. Unintentionally, the same time as my average time watch. Introducing. The Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device.

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