Popcorn Time: Jeff Zucker at CNN is Fired!

Of course the cover story is that he had a consensual sexual relationship with a colleague he did’t report but after seeing the Chris Cuomo sex scandal, the Don Lemon sex scandal, and the Jeffery Toobin masturbation incident in a zoom meeting no thinking person will believe that. Of course CNN folks are covering for Zucker, especially Brian Stelter who still isn’t reporting on CNN from his media criticism chair and Jake Tapper did their own explanation why, but we’re pretty sure we know the truth.