Bitcoin Price Prediction Psychic Reading

Bitcoin psychic price prediction notes:
BTC: December: Silence and crickets. Playing mini golf indoors, touching ball w golf club, hesitant, waiting biting nails looking at screen. Hole in one for waiting.
January: Loud activity, party going on, rushing around.
February: Things become more quiet but could still maintain levels.
March: Things seem to start going down.
April - May: Good time to buy more.
June: possible small spike back up.
July-Sept: possible small slow climb up.
October- Nov: Good climb back up.
December: flat line
Jan: could go back down,
Feb-March: could go back up a little during these months.