If you have to wonder that you're a video game journalist

If you have to wonder if you're a video game journalist... and you died by an f tier level 0 zombie, then you're probably a video game journalist.

These are the signs that, you're probably a video game journalist.

Could you get more self-owned then dying by a zombie in doom eternal?

Ultra Nightmare zombie infected cultist level 1 noob newbie epic fail

REAL STORY: I started an ultra nightmare run and I wasn't paying attention when the game started and by the time I got back to the game, I was legitimately slain by a zombie.

original video
https://youtu.be/lEMALpwRAAM