20 Best Dirty Inappropriate RUDE Short Jokes

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1. My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.

2.Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

3.When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.

4. How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.

5. What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"

6. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

7. What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.

8.What does a horny frog say?
"Rub it."

9. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
“She gagged.”

10. Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.

11. Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
“Because she outgrew her B-shells

12. What did the elephant ask the naked man? "How do you breathe out of that thing?"

13. Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

14. Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

15. Who's the most popular guy at the naturist resort? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

16. What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.

17. What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

18. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

19. What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.

20. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!