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Joke of the day #40 - A Woman Wakes Up From A COMA
3 years ago
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#jokes #humour #jokeoftheday
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma...
She awakens from her coma in the hospital around a year later.
She quickly asks the doctor "how is my baby?" The doctor said, "you had twins, a boy and a girl.
They are in the care of your brother who also named the pair."
The mother says "what? No, not my brother. He's an idiot."
"What did he name the babies?" The mother asked.
The doctor says "well he named your daughter Daniece."
"Oh" the mother exhales. "That's not a bad name at all." "What did he name my son?"
The doctor pauses for a moment before telling the mom..."Danephew."
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