Description

Slack is hard to define, but the SubGenius must have Slack! Slack is the main goal of the Church of the SubGenius. Bobbies and Pinks don't have any Slack. Only true Yetinsyny have Slack. Slack CAN be money, Slack CAN be Sex, but SLACK IS "Bob"! The Slack that can be described is not true Slack. False Slack

To cover for all the Slack they have stolen, the Conspiracy have developed techniques of promoting False Slack as if it were the real thing. False slack is what most people use to cope with modern living: planned recreation; approved pharmaceuticals; pre-packaged hobbies; prostitutes; support groups; manufactured lifestyle one can buy off the shelf with no thought nor participation at all. False slack merely winds the tentacles of the CON deeper into your brain.

False slack provides a nice illusion, but the intent is solely as a release valve; it allows you to stay "sane" or "recharge" enough to return to work and keep making profits for other people, just like days off that you "earn" or are "given" at your job. It always costs money to obtain and fades away shortly after the money is gone.