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Tech companies hate this one simple trick: brutal honesty. Welcome to TECH ROAST REVIEWS — where I roast gadgets alive with words, not fire. Expect zero-fluff takedowns of every design sin, performance flop, battery lie, and “innovation” that’s just last year’s model with a new paint job. I call it like I see it: funny, mean when deserved, and always backed by actual use. No smashed screens or dramatic teardowns — just savage commentary that makes you laugh while learning why that $1,200 phone is actually trash. Cold-weather tested in Grande Prairie because -30°C doesn’t care about your specs sheet. Subscribe and join the roast squad. Because someone has to say it.