pretzelda

Hi, I'm Bert Lynch's fanniest fan within fandom to ever fan! And I'm his fave too. Well, after Robert and Hilda, Edith, and probably Brent. But for sure I'm in his top 10. I can tell by the way he perks up when I pop into chat. Our relationship can be best described as "cat and mouse-esque." I say something reasonable, he bans me and spews insults (which I'm kinda into, meow), I come back, and the cycle repeats. You see, Bertrude is discourse intolerant - but we're working on that, together 🤗 (Hey, Bert 😘)