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I’m a highly qualified, professionally unemployed, and grossly overweight truck driver, educated in civil engineering, with an expertise in snacks and naps.

I started buying Saitek panels because, clearly, I had an unhealthy amount of disposable income and zero self-control. I’m glad that period of my life is over, and now I can enjoy living on a shoestring budget, just like the rest of us.

I found some time and some plywood offcuts from a renovation, and slapped together a cockpit like I slap your mother's rear end every night. I threw some fillers and varnish on it like it was some Instagram "model," and then, for reasons I still don’t fully understand, decided to post my nonsense here.

Since I’ve got no friends (except for your mum, obviously), I’ll use you fine folks - who have nothing better to do than watch losers like me online - as my outlet to spew random crap. Maybe we’ll all have a good laugh and make the most of my questionable life choices.