The Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake's favorite phrase(s)? "Autistic" Barbie. Cop cussed!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Start
0:02:17 Scott Adams, others…
0:05:27 Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…
0:07:23 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal's Wager
0:14:10 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard
0:22:22 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?
0:24:23 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?
0:33:25 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela
0:37:33 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy
0:41:59 📞 ART, OH: Be Christian. God protecting you: Friend story, robbery!
0:47:02 ART: Other Christian denominations, sects, vs Muslims
0:48:13 ART, re: Gregory Bovino talking with gals.
0:53:15 ART: Lady in MN, terrorism in Somalia, being nice
0:56:34 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Fave phrase, "Oh Lord."
0:58:31 W 7: 3i/Atlas
1:06:53 3I/ATLAS ☄️
1:11:19 Laika 🐕 Soviet space dog
1:17:23 Chat shoutouts
1:19:26 💬 Supers…
1:23:58 💬 Cesar: Barbie
1:28:04 💬 Cesar: Cop said bleep
1:35:13 💬 Greggatron
1:35:48 💬 Back to Popcorn
1:44:09 💬 Eric: Books
1:45:36 📞 RONNIE, OH: I'm not Popcorn. Greenland?
1:52:09 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Officer MN get off. Hyped up activists!
1:54:11 Outro

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